omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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