So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I just found puke in my bra..
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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