Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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