so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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