Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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