Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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