Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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