Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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