I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Randomize
