I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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