I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
