It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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