wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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