you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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