what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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