Nicole vs. Life
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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