GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
