Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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