and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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