How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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