How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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