Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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