Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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