i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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