I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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