Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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