When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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