I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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