She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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