There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
only if we run a train.
done.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
