he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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