I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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