News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I got inside last night via doggy door
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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