best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Randomize
