How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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