who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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