I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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