This girl is more easily done than said...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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