I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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