sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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