I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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