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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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