Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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