is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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