you would pick up someone in the library
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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