I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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