IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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