ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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