I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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