normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
