We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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