No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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